Mark Hendricks

The American Form of Government (if we can keep it)

Conservative or Liberal: which side of the fence are you on? If you have ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! Lots of truth here! If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands that those he doesn’t like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. If a liberal reads this, he will delete it because he’s “offended”. NOW, who sounds more tolerant & believes in Freedom to you? Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me and you?